Funny Urdu Jokes latify

Funny Urdu Jokes or funny latifay in Urdu for you peoples to stay happy and entertainment full. We are sharing happiness and prosperity to the peoples. Stay with us for entertainment and fun happiness which can give us happy faces. So try to share our jokes article on social media and other sites as well which can share the happiness easily. So let’s see the funny Urdu jokes which are mix and text plus image format which will bring good layouts as well. So please please share our jokes funny latifay with your friends as well on social media like below icons for it. So let’s see the jokes latifay here.

Funny Urdu Jokes

See Also     Funny Clips Videos

           New 2017 Jokes Lateefay

Funny Urdu Jokes

Police: Thumhe kal subah 5 baje pansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha

Police: Q hans rahey ho?

Sardar: Main tho uttha hi suba 9 baje hon.

sardar: agar nind na aayey tho kya kiya jaayay

2nd Sardar: Nind ka inthezar karney se acha hai ke banda soo hi jayay

1 Aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahey ho? Train aayegi tho mar jaogey!

Sardar: Mere upar se hawai jahaz guzar gaya tho kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Funny Urdu jokes

Ek bacha gar se maar ka kar ggussay mai School ja raha tha

Rastgay mai ek uncle ne poocha: Beta phartgay ho?

Bacha: Nahi, Uniform Pehen kar Mujra karnay jatga hon...

Ek Admi ke theen bachay thay, Uski Bewi Mar gayi Thu Us ne theen Bacho wali Ek Bewa Aurath Se Shadi Karli.

Shadi ke baad duno ke theen owr bachay bi ho gaye

ek din sab bachain Larnay Lagey

Thu Biwi Ne Shouhar Ko Phone Kiya: Ap jaldi gar Ajayen ap ke or Mairay Bachay Mil Kar Hamaray Bachon ko Maar rahay hai

Mental Hospital ke ek Room main Sab Pagal Dance Kar rahay thay

Un mai ek Pagal chup kar ke Beta howa tha..

Doctor Sahib samjha ke Shayed Ye Pagal Teek hogiya hai..

Doctor Sahib ne us se Pocha: Thum dance Q nahe kar rahay?

Pagal: Chup bewaqoff, mai Dulha Hoon....

Funny Urdu jokes

1 admi nay zindagi say Thang a kar bola

“..Es zindagi se thu Mouth achi hay..”

Aik dam Mouth ka Farishtha aa kar bola: “Thyar hoja mainy thumhay lainay ayah on”

Aadmi bola: Lo g ab Insan Mazak bi nahi kar saktha hain

Patan: Yaar Ye Shadi ke Joray Kaha Banthay Hien?

Sardar: Asmaan Prr

Patan: Uff Khudaya bohth bari ghalthi hogayi

Sardar: Q Kya howa??

Patan: Hum ne thu kapra darzi ko de diya ..

Funny Urdu jokes

Husband TV Dekthay howay zor zor se Ro raha Tha.

Wife: Konsi film dek rahay ho jo Is tharah ro rahay ho?

Husband: Apni shadi ki film dek raha hon

Father: Baita Jawo mairay liya ek glass Pani Le ao

Son: Abbu main game kail raha hon, mai nahi ja saktha

2nd Son: Abbu Ye thu hai hi Bathameez, Ap khud ja Ke Pee lain...

Funny Urdu jokes

Bikaari: Aray Baba Kuch De do Bohth Bhooka hon

Sardar100 rupay nekalthay howe bola: 50 rupay hain thumhary pas?

Bikaari Khush hothey howay: Han g hain

Sardar: Acha thu pahlay wo kharch kar lo ...

Ek bacha kaith say aalu nikalnay main Dada ki help kar raha thaa

bohth thak giya thu bola:

"ap ne yai sab akhir zameen may dabuya he Q thay

Funny Urdu jokes

Ek choti si bachi Dukandaar se: Uncle jab main bari ho jawongi Thu ap mujh se shadi karengay?

Dukandar ne Mazak se Kaha: Haan

Bachi: Thu aap apni hone wali wife ko Ek free chocolate nahi do gay

Boy: Agar main mar giya thu thum dosri shadi kar lo gi?

Girl: Nahi main apni behen ke pas reh longi

Girl: Agar main mar gai thu????

Boy: Mai bi thumhari Behen ke sath reh longa

Funny Urdu jokes

Bus main ek Larki Kari thi

Ek chotay Bachay nay Kaha: Ap Meri Jaga pe bet Jayen

Larki ne ussay thappar Mar diya

Chotay bachay ne kaha “Bhalayi ka Thu Zamaana hi Nahi raha aj kal

Or bacha rothey howay dobara apney abbu ki goud main bait giya

Patan Ne sab ko Challenge diya

Ke wo Minar­e­Pakistan ko apnay sar par Uta kar Peshawar Le ja saktha hay”

Hazaron Log deknay ke liya ekatay hogaye

Patan: Bus Issay thum log sarf uta kar mairay Sar Par rako…

Funny Urdu jokes

Marnay ke baad Har Insan ke Qabar main Do Farishthay Athay hain Sawal Pochthay hain

Lakin Patan ke Qabar mai 52 Farishthay Aatay hain

Pata hai Q?

Q ke 2 farishthay Sawal pochthay hain baki 50 Farishthay Khan Sahib ko Sawal samjhathay hain

Shohar: Main thumharay saath 100 sal rahonga owr pyaar karunga

Biwi: Q Uskay baad kaha mun marnay ka iraada hay??

Question: Shaadi ke waqath dulhay ko gorhay par Q betaya jaatha hai??

Ans: Last warning di jaathi hay, ke abi bi waqath hai bhag jaa

Ek Haathi ne Romantic Mood main Ek Chunti ko cheera

Chunti ghussay main Haathi ki Biwi ke Pas Ja kar boli:

Apnay AWAARA Shouhar ko Samja Lo warna MARD hamaray gar main bi hain

Baap nay baitay se kaha:­ “aaj pir thumhari teacher ki tharaf se mujhay Ek letter aya hain...."

Baita:"ap be­fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bathaonga….

Funny Urdu jokes

Ek Paindu Larki ki Shaadi England se aye howay Larkay Se hogayi

Kuch Dino baad Larka Mar giya

Larki logon ko batha rahi thi ke uska shouhar kesay mar giya

Larki: Paani bi nahi Manga bus water water kahthay howay mar giya

EK aadmi ne dozakH may shetHaan se kaha:

"kya maiN apkAY mobile say apni bIwi ko call kar saktHa hoon?"

Call karnay ke baad aadmi bola: Call kay kithnay paisay don?

Shethaan bola: No any charges because hell to hell is free

Biwi: Mai aj gar nahi asakongi, CAR ka Stearing, Break, Gear Sub chori hogiya hain”

Biwi ne shouhar ko dobara call ki: Arahi hon wo main galthi se Pechli seat pe Beth gai thi

Funny Urdu jokes

Teacher: Thum late Q aye??

Kid Student: Abbu Ammi lar rahay thay esliya

Teacher: Abbu Ammi lar rahay thay thu thumey Q  late aye??

Kid Student: Q ke mera Ek jootha Abbu ke pas tha owr Ek jootha Ammi ke pas tha

Father: Baita Is baar thum Exam main Pass howay ya fail, Bike le ke Zaroor Donga

Son (khush hothey howey): Konsi Bike Abbu?

Father: Agar Pass howey Thu HONDA 70 Bike College janay ke leye….. owr agar Fail howe Thu YAMAHA Bike

Teacher in classroom: Ek Tharaf Paisa hai owr Ek tharaf Zahaanat, Tum kya lo gay?

Student: Paisa paisa

Teacher: Wrong.. Agar mai hotha Thu Zahaanath Laitha

Boy: Jis ke pas Jo nahi hotha wahi laitha hain

Boy 1: Larkiyon ko “I love You” bolnay ki sab se achi Jaga Konsi hain

Boy 2: Daatha Darbaar

Boy 1: Wok Q

Boy 2: Q ke waha Larkion ne chapal nahu pehni hothi

Funny Urdu jokes

Biwi: Thum Mujh Se Kithna Pyaar Karthay Ho?

Shouhar: Shahjahaan Jithna.. !

Biwi: Shahjahan Ne Thu apni Bewi ke marnay ke baad uski yaad mai Thaj Mahal Banaya tha, Kya Thum bhi mairy marnay ke baad Thaj Mahal Banawogay?

Shouhar: Mai Ne Thu Plot bi Le Liya, Thum hi Dair kar rahi ho

Friend: Kya Biwi se Larayi Khatham hoi?

Man: Han ghutnay taik kar mairy pass ayi thi wo

Friend: Us ne ghutnay taik kar kiya kaha?

Man: Yahi ke Bed ke Nechey se Nekal Ao kuch nahi Kahongi

Funny Urdu jokes

Larki apni Daadi se: May aj School nahi Jaongi Q ke Rasthay May Larkay Chairtay hain

Daadi: Bahanay math banawo, Mai bhi thu es rasthay se roz Bazaar athi jathi hon, Mujhay thu koi nahe chairtha

Teacher: Thum kal School Q nahi aye?

Student: Mujhay “Bird Flu” hogiya tha

Teacher: Lakin ye thu parindon ki Bemari hai

Student: Aap nay Mujhay Insaan chora hi kab hai…. Har roz thu murgha bna daithy hian

Dada apnay Pothay Se: Thumhary Teacher araha hain, thum kahin chup jawo

Potha: Pehlay ap chup jayen, mai nay apki mouth ka bahana bana kar Ek haftha ki chutti li hay

Doctor: Bachay ko pani dainay se pahlay ubaal liya karien

Sardar: Wo thu teek hai lrkin Ubaalnay se Bacha mar thu nahi jayiga

Wife to Husband: Thum Shadi ke Baad bohth Badal Gaye ho..

Husband: Mai ne Thumhay Pehlay hi bthaya tha ke Mujhay Shadi shuda Larkiyon main koi Dil­chasspi Nahi hain

Funny Urdu jokes

Sardar ki Dulhaniya Hamaari Shadi ko 24 ghantay ho chukkay hai

Sardar: Owr Aisa Lagtha hain Jaisay Kal ki Baath ho

Larki ek Baba g se: Baba g mairey liya dua Karain ke meri Shadi kesi samajdaar admi say hojaye

Baba g: Gar chali ja beti, Samajdaar aadmi khabi shadi nahe kartha

Ek Sardar was helping his son in filling the Admission form of School

Son: Papa Ji “Mother Tongue” walay Khanay main Kya lekon?

Sardar: Very Long

Dada owr Daadi nay apni Jawani ke dino ki Yad ko Thaza karnay ka socha,

unhon nay faisla kiya ke hum pir darya kinare milengy,

Dada subh jaldi ut kar thayar ho kar, gulaab le kar darya kinaray pohncha, bohth dair ho gayi daadi nahi ayi, thu

Dada ghussay me gar aaya, or phool phainkthay howy bola, thum ayi Q nahi??

Daadi sharmathay howay boli: Ammi ne jane nahi dia

Funny Urdu jokes

Judge: Thumhay sharam nahi athi yeh tumhara 4rth time hain court athay howay

Pathan: Judge Sahib ap bhi daily Court athay ho

Father to Daughter: Beti kya howa? Thum thu phone par 5, 5 ghantay bath karthi thi, Aj sarf EK ghanta baath ki??

Beti: Papa Ye Wrong Number Mil giya tha

Applewala: Sao Rupay k das apple le lo.

Santha: kuch kam kro yar zyada hain

Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 ke 7 de dunga

Santha: Thanx bhth bhth mehrabani

 Funny Urdu jokes

SANThA in court(sad):Bachpan me agar maa ki baath suni hothi to aaj yeh din na dekna padtha.:(:'(JUDGE: Kya kehthi thi maa?:/

SANThA: Judge sahab aap bi jaahilon wali baath kar rahe ho.Jab baath hi nahi suni to kaise bathaau kya kehthi thi

Santha-bike se ja raha tha, rasthe me ladki deki to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi tho nahi?

Santha- nahi soniye, me tho aisey hi bike se uthartha hu.

Funny Urdu jokes

Santha: Yaar Sooraj Raath Ko Q Nahi Nikaltha? yeda: Kya Patha Nikaltha Bhi Ho, Andhera Ithna Hotha Hai Ki Dikai Kuch Nahi Detha....

Bantha to Santha:- santha yah chaku Q ubal rahey ho?

Santha to Bantha:- Athmahathya karne ke liya.

Bantha:- To phir ubalaney ki kya jarurath hain?

Santha:- kahi infection na ho jayey.

Bekari Koi 100 rupay Dedo Main theen Din Se Buka Hu

Santha: 100 Ka Chuttka Hai

Bekari: Ha Hai

Santha: Tho Wo tho kharch Kr Pehley

Santha apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha Q maar rahe ho??

Santha: Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

SANTHA-THu paida kaise hua?

 BANTHA-Hospital me aur thu.

SntHa-Jungle me!

Bntha-kaisey? Sntha-Meri pregnent maa Ko 2 daaku jungle le gye Aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI NIKAL

Funny Urdu jokes

Santha-Thum ek baar me kithne admi uta skthe ho,

PEHLWAN-kamsey kam 10 Santha-bas,Tumse acha tho mera murgha hai, jo subah pure mohlley ko uta detha hain

Funny Urdu jokes

Santha: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya?

Santha: Dr. bola mere daanth mein keeda hai..

Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi bathayi, Magar jagah galath bathayi.

santha: patha he o ladki behri he

bantha:o kaise?

santha:jab mainey usko i love kaha tho usne kaha mene kalhi naye sandal kharidey hain.

Sntha Ko rk Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girfthaar Kar Liya Jatha Hain.

Judge- Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kese Gati?

Santha- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Jantha Mein Tho So Rha Tha.

Santha sham ko gar aya aur sochney laga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochtha raha, Sochtha rha bahuth socha, Raath kr 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha

These were the Funny Urdu jokes latifay which was just for sun not to point someone or any nation so please be positive and stay with us for jokes. Also share out article on social media as well if you want to share happiness as well. We will share more jokes also comment your jokes on Funny Urdu jokes article.