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Ek Pathan ne pehla roza raka Bhth kharab halath ho gai oski or FM Radio ko call melai

Host: Ji kya sunna chaho gey

Pathan: kuch nahi maghrib ka azan suna do

Pathan: Doctor saab hamara wazn brr gaya hai

Doctor: tm rozana 30 kilo meter pedal chala karo

Pathan: ek saal bal phone kiya Doctor saab wazan tho bhth kam ho gaya hai ab Afghanistan a chukka ho wazan jaree rako tho ros jao ya iran

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Pathan: ek pathan ne shahdi kr li shadi ke sin dulhan se dor ja kr bet gaya

Dulhan: kya howa

Pathan: hm ne qasam kai tha ke shahdi ke bad koi ghalath kam nahi karonga

Angrez what is your Name?

Pathan Friday flower

Angrez what is it?

Pathan: yar Jumma Gul

Patha bus ke bechey bagthey howey driver se yar yeh bus thera ma hai ya behen driver kya howa tm charthey q nahi dethey

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Ek pathan kisi ki shahdi me chala gaya or waha jab kana lag gaya tho os ko plate nahi mela tho wo sara kana apney daman main lappet gaya kisi ne pocha yeh kya kr rahey ho

Pathan: dagh tho chala jaiga mgr yeh waqth prn ahi aiga

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Pathan ltki se hamarey dil main ajao

Ltki: chapel otharoo kya

Pathan: pagli masjid thori hai wese hi ajao

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Pathan: Doctor saab rath ko neend nahi athi

Doctor: rath ko do hazar thak ganthi karo nend jaiga

Do din bad

Doctor: Amal kiya

Pathan: ha kam muhkel tha mgr mukamal kiya ek hazar ganthi or pir neend aney laga per thez pathi walee chai pee lee or 2 hazar pora kiya

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Ek pathan Dubai main Chicken Roost ka raha tha or hadya b chaba raha tha

Sath moujood ek indain  jo biscuit ka raha tha os ne pocha ke khan saab ap log hadee b nahi chorthey tmharey mulk main kothey kya kaya kerthey hai

Pathan: Biscuit

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Ltki: tm khalee pait kithney Apples ka skthey ho

Pathan: 4

Ltki: nahi sirf ek os ke bad tm khalee pait nahi rhthey

Pathan : ek dost se tm khalee pait kithni apples ka skthey ho

Dost: 5

Pathan: oye yar agar tho 4 boltha tho bhth mast joke bantha yar

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Pathan: parents kesath apney reshthey keleya gaya

Sab ne pathan or ltki ko akeela chor deya

Pathan: bajii ap kithney behen bhai ho

Ltki: pehley 4 they ab 5 ho gayey

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Ek Pathan ATM se paisey nekal raha tha bechey ek sardar hans raha tha

Pathan: q hans rahey ho

Sardar: meney tmhara Atm ka password dek leya hai

Pathan: kiya password hai

Sardar: 1254

Pathan: ghalath bola mera password hai 4575

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Ek sardar Darya ke kenarey bet kr Darya main dahee dal raha tha

Pathan: yeh kya kr rahey ho

Sardar: lasee bana raha ho

Pathan: hahahaha bewaqoof es leya tho log tm pr latheefay bana rahey hai ithna lasee tmhara baab piya ga

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Teacher koi kahani natheejey kesath sonao

Pathan: kl hm chacha ke gr gai wo so raha tha or aj wo hamarey gr aya tho hm so rahey they natheeja jesa karoggey wesa barogey

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Pathan ne apney betey ka naam MQM rakka

Kisis ne pocha Mqm se tho apka bhth nafrath hai pir naaam q rakka

Pathan: kl hm logo ko bathaingey ke hm MQM ke bi baab hai

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